August – Sheff United 0-0 (A) – 7.72

One from this season, and a night out few will forget. Sheffield United might be struggling at the foot of the Premier League, but they are still a top-flight side.

A dogged City restricted their illustrious opponents to a handful of half chances at best, sending the game to penalties. The victory was made sweeter by Adam Davies, the Blades’ keeper, throwing Jensen’s drinks bottle away, which had instructions on which way players might shoot.

It didn’t matter – Jensen was the hero, earning a 9.2 rating as he stopped penalties and saw us set up a tie with West Ham United at the Bank.